Mona Lisa Cat

Mona Lisa’s smile has been a point of debate for the art world for centuries. Just ask that one movie with Kirsten Dunst and Julia Roberts. What is ole’ Lisa smiling about? Is she hiding something? Is she pregnant? Does she know what you did last summer? Or is that smile merely the smile of a woman who just broke wind and knows that everyone else knows it was her? The world may never know.

Likewise, this cat’s face contains many secrets. Do her eyes say “I want you in a fiercely sexual way”? Does her look exude malice? Or is she simply annoyed at the human Lady who snapped this photo? We don’t know, but if we had to guess, it’s probably the one about killing.

Welcome to Cat Texts

If there is one thing we know about Internet, it’s that Internet loves cats. If there is another thing we know about Internet, it’s that Internet loves the ladies. Attempts to combine Internet’s two loves, however, have often led to disaster. Furries? No thanks. Bestiality? Weird. Also, disgusting. That one lady who loves cats on eHarmony? Off-settling. And that’s about it. Internet has really dropped the ball on the cats and ladies issue. Cat Texts has picked up that ball, said fuck it, and threw that ball cross court into the hoop that is Internet gold. Here at Cat Texts, you get commentary on Real Cat Texts that were sent from a Real Life Lady. And that’s about it. We don’t like to get too crazy.