Meow here we see a cat, purr-fectly perched upon a nightstand. Cats are known for their ability to sleep anywhere and their complete disregard for the belongings or puss-onal space of others, a fur-some combination. The catnap was clearly named for good reasons. However, felines also have a hiss-tory of being wrathful creatures, a demeanor their fluffy exterior does not accurately paw-tray. Attempt to wake a napping kitty, whether they are snoozing soundly on the floor or have just recently decided your forehead looked like a pretty mice place to chill, and you are asking for bit. A feline that needs to be awoken can’t be pla-cat-ed, one must simply deal with a furry im-pet-iment wherever it may be, or suffer a few decent flesh wounds. We here at Cat Texts, upon receiving this picture, feared our Real Life Cat Lady might be claws to waking the dozing kitty. We responded with urgent warnings, tails of horror, and in-depth cat-tistics on 2011 deaths-by-cat nationwide, but she thought we were kitten. We yarn-nt fe-lyin’ when we say we expect that fluffy and innocent façade to disappear someday… likely in a bloody massacre.
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