Cats can sleep anywhere, dear reader. It really isn’t even fair. Sometimes we at Cat Texts would like to doze off on the floor of a library. Sometimes we get tired at work and just need a little nap. Sometimes we want to fall asleep in class but have it still look like we are awake. Alas, we cannot. The Powers That Be have decreed that this natural longing is not acceptable. Indeed, some even go so far to label it as immoral. The Church calls our need for naps “sloth” and counts it among the Seven Deadly Sins.

Oh ho! But the humble housecat faces no such dilemma. Here we see our two feline subjects asleep clearly during the day. Notice the sunlight streaming down onto their curled bodies. Notice their location: perched on top of a couch. No, not on it, but on that bit of the couch where the cushion meets the back. Who even does that? How slothful! How lazy!

No doubt Real Life Lady photographed her two delinquents in order to gather a body of evidence to stage some sort of intervention. We at Cat Texts laud her noble efforts, but must warn her that she is doomed for failure. And yet, how we would like to join them… Just for like… 15 minutes… yeah, *yaaawwnn* 15 minutes should be good…