If there is one thing we know about Internet, it’s that Internet loves cats. If there is another thing we know about Internet, it’s that Internet loves the ladies. Attempts to combine Internet’s two loves, however, have often led to disaster. Furries? No thanks. Bestiality? Weird. Also, disgusting. That one lady who loves cats on eHarmony? Unsettling. And that’s about it. Internet has really dropped the ball on the cats and ladies issue. Cat Texts has picked up that ball, said fuck it, and thrown that ball cross court into the hoop that is Internet gold. Here at Cat Texts, you get commentary on Real Cat Texts that were sent from a Real Life Lady. And that’s about it. We don’t like to get too crazy.